Lazy Ass Roommate

Ok, I've been living with you since 2007. You haven't had a job that whole time, I have to buy your food for you, you yell at me until I put your food in a bowl for you. Damn you even make me clean up your shit too! You leave hair all over the apartment. I think its time for you to start pulling your weight around here. —Start Paying Some Bills or Get Out!

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