Noxious Visitor

It's really effing gross when someone "happens to let one slip out" when they come to your office. I mean, for fucks sake, what is wrong with you? What kind of diet do you have that causes you to produce such paint-peeling gas? For frigs sake, my eyes are watering. And you're so out of it that you don't realize that stink is coming from your ass? You do this on purpose? You think it's funny? How about I come to your office and have a dump on your desk? You'd like that? (You probably would like that.) The atmosphere in here is thick with your humidity! I've gotta go for some air. I'm outta here. —Gasping for Answers

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