Tips Please

To you cheap fucks that come to our restaurant and don't leave tips... who the fuck do you think you are? We work hard to please you and provide you with a pleasant dining experience. I go out of my way to do my best and to find that you don't leave me a tip pisses me off. I will remember your face so that next time you come in I will make sure something extra gets added to your food ingredients. Start tipping or get the fuck out. —Mandatory Tipping

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