Jackasses on Facebook

Not understanding why people write their EVERY move on Facebook. Status update, sure. But the 411 on every minute of your boring life you dirty attention whore? Really? Your status should always say, "Updating my Facebook status," since that's all you do all fuckin day long. And then you spill your guts on your status about how your man left, cheated, made you cry... then people ask and you tell them to mind their business HAHAHAHAH. You make it the business of all 3948492783 'friends' on your list (who you don't know half of, I may add) when you broadcast your lame life. Oh and another thing, you need to shed some pounds before wearing skin tight clothes and start taking pictures of your whole head and not half of it to make sure you show your rack. Yes we know that's your only asset. I bet your brain feels as good as new since you never use it. Dipshit. —Just Felt Like Tellin it Like it Is

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