Girls that call to confirm shit you planned out together 3 hours ago: SERIOUSLY?! We just talked about it a couple of hours ago! Are you seriously calling me about that shit now??? Seriously??? Like fuck you have a phone, you have a pen and paper, you have a computer, like fuck find something to help you retain this very simple info, then call me back.
I hate that you can't tell that exact shit to the next girl that will call you with the same shit!! You know what, fuck it because bitches be crazyyyyyyyyy but fuck, you can't live without em. —Every Straight Guy That's Been Laid