A tip for all you single men out there...

Although I fall squarely on the "lesbo" side of the scale, I'd like to help out some of those poor suffering bachelors out there. I've recently taken a position that requires me to enter dozens of apartment units a day and I have noticed a disturbing trend. Units rented by bachelors have the smelliest bedrooms. I'm talking about a foul "oh my god what died in here" kind of stench. I can only surmise that this is because bachelors don't know that they're supposed to wash their sheets more than once a year. Guys, wash your sheets once a week (or at least change them once a week - this requires owning more than one set of sheets). Your lady friends will thank you for this. —Your Friendly Neighbourhood Gay Lady

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