Is the Grass Always Greener Where the Dogs are Shitting?

So, I'm standing on the front step of my Cork St. home Sunday night when a fucking degenerate scumbag walking his Lassie clone stop for a moment. His dog climbs up on my lawn and starts having a crap and around the midpoint he looks over and notices I'm standing there, uh-oh! He looks at me and says, "Don't have a bag, do ya?" I replied "No I don't, sorry." After his mutt was finished they both walked away, without saying a word. Thanks for that you fuckin' asshole. Maybe I'm missing something here but when did it become my responsibility to stock my house with dog shit bags? At least I remember what you and your ugly dog look like so you'll be seeing me the next time you walk by my house, believe that.

I don't know what's been happening lately. I try to do good things for people, I keep to myself and am very conscious of my neighbours and others but lately it seems like the real scum of this city keeps finding and fucking with me. —BabySitterKiller

Comments (39)

Showing 1-25 of 39

Add a comment

Add a comment

Remember, it's entirely possible to disagree without spiralling into a thread of negativity and personal attacks. We have the right to remove (and you have the right to report) any comments that go against our policy.