Can the Noise!

As I arose at first light from my slumber of satin sheets and twilight delusions of fairy tales come true, I was thrust upon the floor by an unseen force with such strength as could only be compared to an equestrian of fine nature. Now my head was quickly rushing to meet with reality at this hour but with the urgency of a rabbit of fine nature rushing to flee certain doom. I made my way slowly to that translucent area of the wall which reflected a window into my own mind. What my eyes and ears did partake at this time was a vagrant of fine nature amassing cans of an aluminum nature with such ferocity as to awake the sleeping giant of a Superior Lake. So you may bring a bum to cans but you can't make him be quiet. —Kennedy and Monroe

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