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Thursday, November 17, 2011


Posted on Thu, Nov 17, 2011 at 2:06 PM

I was doing a little shopping on Wednesday afternoon. I felt like a double cheeseburger. Well, when I received the burger it wasn't even warm. I called up the fast food restaurant and explained to the manager that my burger had not been made fresh but it must have been sitting under the heat lamp for at least five minutes. The manager told me to bring it back but I was already on my way home and the time that I would have used my gas to go show this manager this poor excuse for a double cheeseburger, it would not have been worth it. Also, get this, the burger only had one tiny pickle on it. Also that is not the only thing, when I went to take my burger out of the bag, the burger was not even secured in its wrapper. The burger fell out of the half done up wrapper and onto the floor of my car. I told the manager this as well and he was not the least bit concerned. I do not usually go to these fast food saw off joints but I was hungry and running late. I just should have bought myself a package of hamburger meat and made myself a juicy thick burger with two slices of melted cheese running down the side of the hamburger and nestled it on a warm buttered toasted hamburger bun...

I have learned my lesson well, not to let my stomach take over my will power in buying a so-called-100 percent all beef patty. You know when they call their patties 100 percent all beef patties, that is just the name of the company who makes the patties, they are not made up of 100 percent all beef, believe you me, there is more fillers in their patties than you can shake a stick at.

Well, I am full now and very proud of the burger that I had made myself. I wish that I had someone to have shared my juicy, cheese dripping, warm buttered bun with. —Hunger Pains Versus Heat Lamp Burgers

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