I enjoy being a pr*ck at Xmas

I enjoy being a pr*ck at Xmas. I enjoy giving people a scowl when they smile at me for no reason. I generally try not to make eye contact. I don't care if you smile... it's all an act. Most of the year you don't acknowledge my existence and you treat me like a leper... so why should I return the smile? It's my time to cast a pall and I enjoy every effing picco second. See y'all in hades... —Scrooge Mcf*ck

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