Remember that time I was getting really close to this guy, and then backed off because you told me you'd developed feelings for him? And then, the time our other friend started dating him, even though she knew how you felt? Oh, and I can't forget the time I confided in you about someone I had fallen for, and then you did the same thing she did, and I ended up CATCHING you two together! That was a laugh riot - especially when I found out (from him) that it had been going on ever since the week after I told you. You're a stupid, hypocritical bitch if you think you're getting a Christmas card from me this year. I hope he cheats on you with one of his hot roommates. —Ex-Favourite