The 80-20 rule

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What is WITH selfish lovers? I find men are usually the culprit here. And this has nothing to do with stamina. Nothing to do with you lugs fallin' asleep 2 seconds after coming either. I'm talking about oral and your inability to be fair. Why is it that men expect women to give them endless blowjobs any time any where, but when it comes time to reciprocate it's always "Oh baby, I need to have you now... I just can't wait any longer." "Pep! Pep! Aahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Women have fucking needs too. How would you like getting turned on and then made to lie there all night with your blue balls? This happens with most guys. They will go down once or twice when they first meet you. Then the oral fades away to a 80-20 ratio. For every 8 blowjobs he gets, I may get 2. Hello??? Problem here. Don't even tell me women smell either. I take a shower every morning and a bath every night before sex. There is no issue with smell. I am always fresh as a lilly. There IS however an issue with laziness. MEN - you want your dick sucked then you've got work to do. I will never initiate oral again. You gotta give head to get it from me from now on. That's IT! THE ONE-WAY PLEASURE TRAIN HAS ENDED! —You Have Been Replaced with my B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend) Until I Find a REAL Man

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