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Monday, January 23, 2012

Royal Flush

Posted on Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 1:10 PM

I don't know what full grown girls have against flushing the damn toilet after taking a shit, but ya'll need to get the fuck over it. I only have 15 minutes before class, I already spend 10 of them waiting for you motherfuckers to get out of the bathroom, and fight through a sea of bitches staring at themselves in the mirror giving themselves the duck face just so I can go pee, so when I finally reach my destination of the bathroom stall, you better believe I don't want to see your nasty ass crap floating around in there. It takes two seconds to flush the toilet, it's not like you're hiding a secret by not flushing, The sound doesn't give anything away, the smell left behind by letting it marinate in there speaks for itself. Do us all a favour and use that bachelor of arts brain you are working on and if it's BROWN, flush it DOWN. —Bathroom Bitch

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