To the 2 motorists that left the left lane in an effort to block me : I've seen people jump out of their vehicle to kick the shit out of agressive drivers, If you pull that stunt often enough, it will catch up to you.
To the 30-something lady that gave me the stink eye: You were at the merge point for 2 lanes. Instead of letting me in like you were supposed to, you just about caused an accident when you lurched your car toward the vehicle in front of you. Do you think you accomplished anything? The person behind you let me in. —I Ain't Wrong, I Ain't Sorry