Why am I such a loser?

I am so certifiably pathetic it's insane! I can't seem to do anything right. I am 34 years old and I live at home with my mom and I am STILL a virgin! I never even had an orgasm by playing with myself, I try to masturbate but nothing happens. What am I doing wrong? I didn't graduate high school because, I don't know why, I just couldn't. I only had 3 jobs in my whole life. My first one was at a fast food job, I got fired because I didn't catch on fast enough. The second job was also fast food, I got fired from that one too, but it was because I kissed a girl there. She got mad and I was canned. The 3rd job was cleaning the house for Mom, which is what I'm doing now, for $25 a week. I thought of being a janitor to make myself better, but Mom tells me I clean too slow to do it for a cleaning company. Why can't I get a pretty girl? My brothers got pretty girls and they're younger than me. My youngest brother is only 17 and he had sex before, he overlapped me!! It's not fair. I want to be not pathetic but how do I do it? Help wanted. —I Want to be Someone Good

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