We messaged one another for a week. I still wasn't sure if I wanted to meet you. I had three exams to write in a period of two days and I didn't really have time. But you messaged me and said you really wanted to meet me around that time. Even though I told you I had exams, you insisted. I reluctantly agreed. You picked the place and the time. I agreed being the easy-going woman I am.
I met you and found you even LESS attractive in-person, but still gave you a chance. We didn't click, there was no chemistry. We both ordered food and drinks, and the server put it all on one bill. You suggest we split it. WTF... split it? This date was your idea. One who asks is the one who pays! I agreed to the splitting, but then saw how busy the server was and didn't want to slow her down by getting her to change it (having been a server before, I knew how annoying it was to change bills around because customers don't tell me beforehand how they want their bills done). I waited for you to take the initiative and cover it. Realizing you weren't going to, outta sheer politeness and class, I paid for the whole kit and kaboodle on my debit at the front cash.
You stood there and watched me pay all $40 worth of it plus the tip. You never bothered to insist on still paying your part, you didn't even pull out some cash to hand to me! Not even a thank you! Being a cheap ass, you displayed no class at all. You did drive me home (that's the least you could have done), the whole 10 min drive, and had the fucking nerve to ask for $5 gas money! I couldn't believe the shock you displayed when I told you NO and your dinner was sub for any gas money! What the fuck! I'm a full time student, I only work one day a week because of my schedule! You work two jobs and are not in school! How could you have had the nerve to ask out a student on a date, knowing she was on a budget, and not pay for the damn date!!! Needless to say, there will not be another date. With your cheapness, selfishness, ugly mug, and bright orange hair, you're well off to stay single for a looooong time! —Turned Off Lady