I looked both ways before I crossed the street. It seemed safe. So I stepped into the crosswalk. I got almost halfway across when you, Mr. BigAssTruck, came roaring up to the intersection, blew through the stop sign without slowing down, and right through the crosswalk, missing me by literally six inches. You noticed me when I shouted in alarm. At first I thought you were waving in apology, but then I saw the middle finger clearly extended. YOU run a stop sign and come within inches of running down a pedestrian in a crosswalk, and YOU flip ME the bird? Seriously? What? The? Fuck? —Simon in the Land of Arrogant Fucktards