Listen here, Mr. FWB. Lately I've been performing the unmentionable act on you without you returning the favour! You used to do it, but you've stopped. Why??? I am clean, hairless, and STI-free. So WTF is your problem! You can't even bother to trim yourself up and sometimes you smell like goat cheese in that area, yet you expect me to give you a suck every time we hook up! The other night, I went down on you, then 15 minutes later you push my head near your crotch, wanting me to do it again! Uhh hello! How about I grab YOUR head and put it near MY crotch, so YOU can go down on MEEEEE!!! I've had it up to here with you. You need to realize it's not all about you. Your penis is not going in my mouth until my pussy is in yours again... Got it?! —YOUR Turn to Do it to ME!