Here's the deal: You were probably on coke. Your fake tan only furthers your perpetual masculinity complex induced actions such as your shitty fake tan, your stupid fucking Ed Hardy shirt and your dumb lifted chromed out truck. Hey douchebag, you lift your truck so you look bigger on the road, how about you "man up" and take it out on the dirt. Oh, that's right, you don't want to get it dirty. You Jersey Shore prick.
Also assholes who have a $100,000 Range Rover meant for driving down mountains: You use it to drive from South Park street to Spring Garden. Good job waisting a fine car for your vanity. You assholes are almost as good as the assholes with ferraris/GTR's. —Jealous Most Likely