You know, just because you have an opinion about something doesn't mean you're right and I'm automatically an asshole for thinking differently. If you took your head out of your own ass for five minutes and paid attention to the world around you, you might realize that you're a close-minded, immature, selfish mama's boy who needs a reality check. I would think that having lived for almost thirty years would give you enough life experience to be able to have a disagreement with someone without taking everything so god damned personally.
Oh and by the way, I'm glad you enjoy the deeply disturbing relationship you have with your mother because it will likely be the only "meaningful" relationship you have for a very long time. —Dodged That Bullet