Living in Fairview for all of my life, I can tell you that I've seen many things, but the young punk driving around in the beemer convertable, music blaring, with both the front and rear seats jammed full of lawn jockeys takes the cake. Do they belong to you or have you "borrowed" them from the good people of Fairview? When I asked you what you thought you were doing, you told me to "Mind my own business." No sir, I won't mind my own business, not when the safety of our community comes into question. Now I have to bring Jeffery the Butler (my own beloved jockey) in at night, thanks to you and he weighs more than 30 pounds, hard on my bad knee! Go over to Dartmouth where you belong! —Safety for our Jockies