If you were a dinosaur

You can't be nice to people when you have to deal with them directly, but the things you say behind their backs is even worse. We get it. You are miserable. Everything about you is miserable and your goal in life is to drag everyone else down with you. Why should everyone else enjoy life when you clearly don't, right? Well, fuck off already. I know you read these because you blabber on and on about them in the lunchroom. I suppose it's because birds of a feather flock together. You are a miserable, disgusting pig of a human being and if you were a dinosaur, you would be a Cuntosaurus Rex. —Why Can't You Be Extinct Instead?

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