Posted
on Tue, Sep 25, 2012 at 11:40 AM
So, here I am at a leading downtown seafood restaurant with my lovely date for the night (a woman, btw), and you two, are sitting just across from us.
Your date goes to the ladies' room, and I watch as you, sitting there alone, stick your thumb up your nose—not even discreetly—and pick out a booger. Okay, bad. But, you then proceed to look at it, roll it between your thumb and index finger, smell said fingers, and then EAT IT! You fucking ate a booger. Right there. A 30-something guy. In a classy restaurant. With a date.
Your date returns to the table, and you two continue your date.
Fucking incredible. Lucky girl. She can look forward to a mouthful of boogers later on that night. —Snot Shots Outdoors