To the moron who kept honking at me as I tried to make a left turn on Spring Garden Road on Saturday evening: There was a line of traffic coming toward me. I certainly wasn't going to drive into oncoming traffic to accommodate your rage. And I can't pass through them like a fart on the wind. I'm not an impossibilist. Did you see me flipping you off as you pulled ONTO THE SIDEWALK to go around me? Probably not. You're too stupid to even understand the basics of left turn physics. Stop driving and book a seat on the short bus, idiot. Because the person you eventually kill won't be yourself. That is unacceptable.

Everyone else on the road, don't worry. Unlike this fucktard, I DO notice the little things. I got the make and model of his car and his license plate number and promptly gave a nod to the cops to keep an eye out for this maniac. —Get Off the Road You Old Fool