This is to the woman who waxed my vagina last week: I hate you. Was that the first time you did that or something? Do you like causing people pain? Despite what people say, I have had my fair share of Brazilian waxes, and they DO NOT have to be painful. You, however, BROKE MY VAGINA. Not only did it hurt, but it isn't even pretty. I think the chunk of skin you took off may cause permanent damage. I hate to rant, but you charged me almost $60! Stop it. Please stop torturing people and robbing them blind. —Bald and Bloody