To the nudists

Listen, I have no problem with male nudity, and well sculpted bodies are even beneficial sometimes to look at as something to strive to achieve, but for the love of god occasionally put some clothes on!!! After you pumped some iron, you opened your locker, put on your socks and sat buck naked on the bench. I go to the sauna, take a shower, come back and you are STILL sitting on that bench looking at phone, buck naked. It's not the nudity that bothers me, it's the cleanliness of the act. When you did get up, there was as ass print of sweat was still sitting there, patiently awaiting someone to sit down and carry your dingleberries away. Just gross. Sincerely —User Of The Bench

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