Two grey haired wannabe's out biking in the park...after you abandoned your famililies in search of your mid-life melt down lifestyle. I hope you know you have made a fool of yourself and the little dark one you think you are hangin with is walking you down the garden path. While you snicker thinking you have done us in, he in fact has done the biggest favour for us anyone has done in our lives! I now live the pure life without having to listen to your hillbilly verbal dierrea every night! I Sleep like a baby and have a wonderful new boyfriend!~ There is a god! —Guess What? You Have No Friends!

At first I was angry...now I'm just utterly disappointed and upset. Last week someone SMASHED into my car, the car that I worked so hard for...a car that my late-father had always wanted. This happened downtown on Wednesday evening between 5-6pm while I was at the gym. —Deductible Ridden

Halifax hearts you all over, dog owners, for having learned that essential skill of bagging the poops of your charges, but now there's a surprise: a step two!! And that, dear ones, is the taking of the little bags away somewhere, not leaving them on the street sides, people's gardens, lawns, the Commons, Citadel Hill, etc. —Not 2 Tease

You're an asshole and my mom can do better. She's a caring woman and always has been. She gave me a good home and a great life now, and even back when she was legs up on me. I hope she will finally take my advice and dump your ass. —Loving Son

Hey Joe Oliver, don't mind James Hansen. He's just the adjunct professor in the Department of Earth and Environmental Sciences at Columbia University He's just a guy who was elected to the National Academy of Sciences in 1996. He's just a guy who received the 7th Annual Heinz Award in the Environment (endowed with US$250,000) for his research on global warming. He's just a guy who was listed as one of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People in 2006. He's just a guy who received the Award for Scientific Freedom and Responsibility for his courageous and steadfast advocacy in support of scientists' responsibilities to communicate their scientific opinions and findings openly and honestly on matters of public importance. He's just a guy who shared the US $1-million Dan David Prize for having an outstanding scientific, technological, cultural or social impact on our world. He's just a guy who received the PNC Bank Common Wealth Award of Distinguished Service for his outstanding achievements in science. He's just a guy who was named by EarthSky Communications and a panel of 600 scientist-advisors as the Scientist Communicator of the Year citing him as an outspoken authority on climate change and who had best communicated with the public about vital science issues or concepts during 2008. He's just a guy who was awarded the 2009 Carl-Gustaf Rossby Research Medal, the highest honor bestowed by the American Meteorological Society, for his outstanding contributions to climate modeling, understanding climate change forcings and sensitivity, and for clear communication of climate science in the public arena. He's just a guy who won the 2010 Sophie Prize for his key role for the development of our understanding of human-induced climate change. He's just a guy who was one of the 2012 FP Top 100 Global Thinkers for sounding the alarm on climate change, early and often. He's just a guy who received the Commonwealth Club of California’s annual Stephen H. Schneider Award for Outstanding Climate Science Communications. James Hansen clearly doesn't have the experience, and doesn't have what it takes, he's clearly in over his head. Oh wait... That's you Joe Oliver! Thank goodness you took your very valuable time to open your big fat mouth to lambast James Hansen while visiting Washington DC on an official government lobbying junket - and to make Canadians look like raving lunatics and assholes. Growth and prosperity! —Dartmouthy

We understand that your happy hour specials may change but you either need to stay on top of the specials that are being advertised for you or you need to accommodate when someone SHOWS YOU that your happy hour specials are advertised a certain way. Saying 'sorry, it's incorrect information.' is not acceptable. It's not our mistake, it's yours. —Anonymous

To that guy that roams around SG Rd from store to store moaning and going on about his personal life to any random sucker that will listen...stop! No one cares. I want to go into a place, sit down and enjoy my food not listen to your bloody Jerry Springer-sequence life story and neither does any one else. —Bill The Butcher

C'mon Metro Transit - just add one more stop to the #90 for all those who have medical appointments and jobs in the strip mall at the end. Just one more stop, please. Not much to ask. —Gimpy Impatient Patient

How many houses do I see on MLS that have disgusting pictures of the inside. One even had pictures of people sitting around a dirty card table in the kitchen. Crap strewn everywhere, filthy looking carpets, wallpaper hanging off walls... god, if you want to sell your house, clean it up! Where are these people's real estate agents? I'd refuse to take on a client who can't be bothered to clean their house before selling. —God, People Are Dirty

Seriously your parents should be utterly embarrassed about what you did to your kids and family. Instead they enabled you, watched you cheat and hid it for years. I am going to tell all of Halifax what your all really like. While you tootle off for beer and chicken wings your kids are doing with out. You even put your Mother in the hospital. I hope you're proud of yourself...Take the Poll! —The Party Is Just About Over