So long!

We been casually hooking up for a month, now it ends. Why? Hmmm, I don't know, maybe it's your morning farts (total turn off by the way) and the fact that you stopped giving me gas money for driving you home. Hate to burst your bubble, but your company ain't worth this. There won't be another hook up. —Some Single Guy

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