In a hurry to crush my phone

Hey drive rushing home from work: If I'm biking in front of you down South, and a phone-shaped device falls out of my pocket, and I get off my bike and wave my arms and yell "STOP!" it doesn't mean you should swerve arbitrarily and actually come closer to running my phone over. You'll get home 3 seconds slower, and I'll forever be thankful that my phone isn't scattered plastic-and-metal bits all over the road. Thanks. —Phone Gods are Looking After this One

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