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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Bikes on the sidewalk

Posted on Tue, Jun 4, 2013 at 9:14 AM

It's called a sidewalk because you WALK on it. You don't ride your fucking bike on it. It's the law, asshole. $240 fine. If either of your wheels is larger than 350 mm, you use the road. Your little sister can ride her trike on the sidewalk. Your bike is a vehicle, and vehicles use the road. Next time I'm not getting out of your way. —Walker

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