Lost out to a friggin cat!

We starting dating exclusively. Early on in our relationship, I told you I didn't like cats, that I was more of a dog lover, when we were talking about pets. You knew I didn't like them, but what you didn't know was that I actually hate them.

Four months into our relationship, we decided that I was going to move in with you. Then one time I went to visit you, I discover you have a new roommate--a fucking cat!

When I mentioned again that I cannot stand cats, I also said it's a deal breaker. I wanted our relationship to grow, but if we can't live together, things won't work. I can't live with a cat.

I said, "It's me or the cat". You chose the fucking little feline asshole! You kidding me? You knew I didn't fancy them! Who came first? ME!! So why you dumped my ass instead of giving away the meowing fucker, I don't know...

I predict you will die a crazy cat lady if you're gonna choose a friggin CAT over a guy. Have fun cuddling with some shedding, clawing animal that you can't even have a conversation with. I'll be off and find myself a girl who prefers dogs! —Cat hating SWM

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