Lazy Parker - You Made My Day

To the guy smoking in his grey car at the Young Street Superstore who was planted in the middle of the throughfare in front of the doors, next to an empty, Sunday morning Parking Lot: You, sir, are a special kind of lazy. The kind I just want to put in a cage and bring out to show people, to say, "here's a guy who dropped off his wife to do his shopping, but instead of pulling ten feet over then waiting and pulling up front to get her, he just sat in the middle of the road. See how he likes pepperoni?" I'll bet you threw your cigarette butt on the ground too, instead of leaving it in an ashtray. We may all be equal, but you sir, are better at stupid ignorant lazy than me. Bravo. —Fit Enough To Walk Twenty Feet from My Car

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