Ents think you're hot

Fuck off with the beard please. Give it back to the low tide. Make a clever little slingshot ( betcha can gentleman hobo!) out of your wishbone and suspenders, and poof! let it go. Then maybe write a growly song about it. About how hard times are. How it made you blue/drove you to whiskey. Leave the (dark?) carnival for awhile, have some soup- you'll find a new blankee soon, and the old one will find its way back home to the shifting archipelago of shit and tampon applicators just off Point Pleasant's wind swept shore. —beard enthusiast

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