World's Worst Landlord

Dear Absentee Slumlord,

I'll admit, you got me good. I thought I'd found my dream apartment. Funny how you forgot to mention the place was full of toxic mold. You must be a very forgetful man because you also forgot to pay the water bill and now we have no running water. I know you'll never see this but I hope every person in Halifax looking for an apartment does. I'm moving out but, before I go, I'm leaving a letter of warning for prospective tenants. To everyone looking at apartments in the north end, check on top of the fireplace mantel in the bedroom. I left you a note explaining all the problems I had with the apartment/landlord (just be sure to leave the note there for those that may come after you). —Mad and Moldy

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