People who come into a store two minutes to close

You all know who you are, and you all suck. Until you are on the customer service side of things, you will never understand what I'm talking about until it happens to you - because you apparently can't comprehend basic manners and are annoying as fuck. Have some decent courtesy and do what you need to do during business hours. We have lives outside of our jobs, and the person behind the desk is just that - a person - with hobbies and friends and better things to do, none of which is waiting on your sorry ass just because you lost track of time or don't know how to tell time. Buy a watch and check it before you walk in and ruin our evenings. We will force a smile and pretend, for the most part, that you aren't inconveniencing things for us at all; but in reality, we all want to punch you in the face. No business needs business that badly to tolerate that shit. Fuckers.—Needs Better Customers

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