Please. Please stop tailgating me. Don't tailgate me while I'm in the passing lane. Don't tailgate me if I'm in the slow lane. Soon I will put a sticker on the back of my car about tailgating to give you idiots who do this VERY ANNOYING AND ILLEGAL thing to me a darn clue.. I figured jamming my breaks when you're less than 10 feet from my ass was a clue.. I guess not, as you proceeded to go into the slow lane and tailgate the person I was passing instead to try to see who I was.. I was happy to greet your ugly face with my pretty manicured finger.
Wish I could see your insurance bills in 10 years after this bad habit bites you in the ass like you tried to bite me. —The chick who knows how to drive