Wedding Crasher

To our next door alcoholic (who we hardly even know) - We recently got married in our back yard (quiet mid-morning ceremony...or so we thought!) We told you ahead of time that we wanted our privacy...when you came to our door insisting on inviting yourself! What the hell were you thinking when you assumed you could holler at us from your back yard asking for pictures of us on our special day? We ignored you, but then you came over to our yard insisting on taking our picture...with your camera!! We politely asked you (twice) to please leave as this was a private moment. Then you had to be yelled at to leave. Your caliber of intelligence certainly shone through when you said "Well, you don't have to be so f***ing rude"! Listen up lady, lay off the booze (yes, we could tell by the slur in your voice that you were drinking at 11 a.m.!), go to AA meetings, and stay far, far away from us. —Pissed Off Bride

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