Too picky for your own damn good

She could get past your cigg smoke stained teeth, ape-like hairiness and crooked nose, but you couldn't get past her FRECKLES?? Did I hear that right??? Dude, this is why you're 39 and still single! Next time take a look in the mirror and then maybe you'll think twice before rejecting a girl who actually looks better than you do. Gaaahhh!!! —"Matchmaker"

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