Dear Bad Parent Named Halifax...

What's with your front-page preoccupation with bike helmets in this mother-hen, over-legislated little outpost? If this was a back yard, strewn with dangers such as broken glass, landmines, conservatives and whatnot, would you keep yelling at your kids and punish them for not wearing shoes, or would you clean up the g.d. yard and let them run barefoot? I guess we know the answer to that. Just make your yard safe already; build the trails and piss off with the lazy, sanctimonious, over-policed helmet hypocrisy. —Signed: Your Resentful Son

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