No Car = No Girlfriend

What is the deal with the women around here? I have been rejected numerous times just because I don't have a set of wheels. How do I know this? She can't get enough of me until she finds out I have to take the bus. Then she disappears. I treat a lady well, make her laugh, etc etc, but because I'm 35 years old and still take the bus, that's all blown out of the water. How fucking superficial! Why is every fucking woman so impressed with cars? I don't make a lot of money and if I have a car, I will struggle to keep up with my other bills. Guess I could go out west, but you know what? I don't want to live in Alberta. This is my home and I'd like to stay here. Is it so much to ask, to find a girl who likes me for me and not for what I don't possess? —I shouldn't have to buy a car just to impress a girl!

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