Side walk hogs

I see you and your two friends are pretty special hipsters, but that doesn't entitle you to walk side-by-side, taking up the entire sidewalk. And please don't inconvenience yourselves by moving slightly to accommodate anyone trying to walk single file, you are far too important to give a shit. Next time you may get a shoulder-full of "move the fuck out of the way".—I'm-not-moving.

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