You are so vain

Something I've noticed over the years....If I like your ass and you have a great body, you are more likely to turn around and make direct eye contact with me as I drive by... complete stranger....why is it that you turn your head so often at the sound of a vehicle? Could it be that it is some sort of subconscious thing that women do when they know they are drop dead gorgeous, and so fucking hot?

But whats with the frequent shoulder checks? Are you looking for confirmation of your good looks? Why does it matter to you that you want to know if I - a complete strangle - is sneaking a look and approving? —Count Fleeting Glance

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