Ineffectual Male

You made my summer hell. Every moment I spent with you I felt sick and embarrassed. All I wanted was friendship, but your c-chasing got in the way. Your red silk shirt made some beautiful pillowcases. By the way I know it was your fault I lost my job. And also, I did steal your hat, it looks better on me anyway. —Cake

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