For all the fellas who write to "Love the Way we Love" about hot girls they see on the bus: grow a set and just ask her out! I'm so sick of reading your letters. "You were wearing red glasses and riding the #1". Or "you had brown hair on the nine and smiled at me." The letters all end the same way - you were too fucking scared to say anything so you just stared silently like a creep. Stop wasting time writing your letters and start working up the nerve to say hello instead. Do you know how many awesome, still-single girls live in this town? Don't gawk. Say hi. And if you can't manage that, shut the fuck up already and quit writing your sad sack letters. —Why are guys so dumb?