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Saturday, December 14, 2013

we're breaking up

Posted on Sat, Dec 14, 2013 at 1:24 PM

dear favorite local brewery-

what happened to your IPA? everything was going so well for so long. you were head and shoulders above the competition-i told friends about you-introduced you to my family. now you're just a memory- replaced by a sour coppery swill that just makes me sad. you were a real bright spot, here in beer exile, for years- made me proud to be local. i'll get a mutual friend to return our growlers while you're at work-hopefully you can find someone new to love you. probably some younger flash-in-the-pan student who'll never know how good you could be… —brewken hearted

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