its a scary dangerous place out there. and I know it isn't all your fault. some people don't pay attention when they're walking and /or biking. but I do. so from now on, drivers of all ages, races, creeds and car colors be aware: I'm collecting parts of cars that hit me, cut me off, creep up on me while I'm trying to cross the street, pull way out so I have to go around in an unsafe way. if I can't get a part off like a mirror then I will dent your vehicle. badly.
this isn't a threat, just a statement so people who read it will know: I WILL STAND UP FOR MYSELF. —Opposite of a waving bear in a police uniform