NY Resolution - Get a Butt Can

Halifax is a World-Class city. I know this, because Haligonians say it is so. And Haligonians all smoke. I know this because of all the cigarette butts on the ground. But don't worry, I'm going to give a solution. Its called a Butt Can. Here's how it's done: 1) Get a can. 2) Get some sand. 3) Put the sand in the can. 4) Put it next to a bus stop, on street corners, in all the parks (even the non-smoking ones). Are you a Haligonian with a porch? Get a butt can, your neighbour from Away doesn't want to see that shit. Are you a business owner that employs Haligonians? Get a butt can. My taxes aren't paying for good roads much less cleaning up the sidewalk. Looking for a NY Resolution and can't figure one out? If you're a Haligonian, get a butt can. —Knows what the definition of "Littering" is.

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