North end dog owner

Hey you! You know who you are, letting your dog curl one out, and whilst traffic is busy you get your bag ready as if to clear the done deed from the curb. Then when the coast is clear you turn on your heels shirking your responsibility. Didn't like it when I called you out, in fact you were quick on your heals the second time I called you. Don't worry I picked it up for you, and the others I found. They must be yours right? They are now. Im collecting them to return to you. Im currently molding them together into one big fucking turd ball. Halifax is a small place. I'll see you soon. —Smelly handed turd vigilante

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