So my GF sees this thing on the internet called "Autofellatio". I said "auto - what?" She says " Auto fellatio... I would like to see you give it a try." and continues to explain the method and mechanics of it me. So... being the good sport I am... I curl myself up into a ball and try to suck my dick. I almost get the tip of my tongue to the head (with her cheering me on gleefully) and I hear a "crack" and my back gives out. I end up in the ER and the Dr. says I slipped a disc. He asks me "how did you do this?" I say "Uh... I slipped on the ice". —In Pain