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Monday, February 3, 2014

Apartment Fucking

Posted on Mon, Feb 3, 2014 at 10:48 AM

I'm so sick of hearing neighbours having sex. I'll be relaxing and then...boom boom boom slam slam slam...awww! ooooh!! awww yes!! fuck! oaaawwwwwwhhhhh!!

Every fucking day, every fucking night. The ones above me do it, the ones below me do it, the ones to my left and right do it, the ones across the hallway do it (btw, I was just getting home when I heard the ones across the hallway, and their lovemaking reeks! All ass smell out in the hallway. Take a fucking shower before you do the deed! Eww). I hear it loud and clear. I hate the apartment buildings in this town. The walls are too fucking thin. I don't want to hear human mating! Whenever I have sex, I'm fucking quiet. No one wants to hear me, and I don't want to hear them! I can tolerate it once in a while, but these tenants seem to have no jobs and all they do is have sex! I'll leave in the morning for work and will hear sex as I'm walking out the door, and the second I come home, I'm hearing it. Don't you guys have other things to do? And they're loud as fuck, I'll turn my music/TV up and I still hear it! I'm sick of it always being awkward and uncomfortable in my home. I'm getting the fuck out of this building and moving to one where it's mainly old people there. My chances of hearing the deed will be slim to none! —I need to buy a house

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